"Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail.”
Perfect Family (by shoutme1)
the brains and the muscle
Dear White People
official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
side effects of watching star trek: emotional compromise, crushes on aliens, compulsion to boldly go, fierce protective instincts regarding jim kirk, and an overwhelming hunger for gumdrops
Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
Fuckin’ time travellers messing up the graph.